Day 0 · October 30, 2026

The RIGHT Layoff Number

It's always day 0 (or is it day -1!) at the corporate headquarters of Memetek Enterprise, one of the world's largest companies.

Day 0: The RIGHT Layoff Number - title card
Murkee Ethikk: Embrace AI or die
Da(vid) Mann: So you want our company to go all in on AI? Murkee Ethikk: Ya, let's track the s**t out of the metrics of usage.
Mille Niall: I will ask the Senior Managers of this company to have this rollout planned and done this quarter
Murkee Ethikk: No faster, I want to lay off 60% of employees and have AI agents handle all their work. Make it happen. Puree Ville: Here we go again
Ambee Shun: Whoa, let's slow down a bit. Don't you want to have AI agents prove capable to handle that volume of work first?
Da(vid) Mann: I will identify which teams will incorporate agents based on work and have them show us metric progress weekly.
Murkee Ethikk: Embrace AI or die, cheers, I am off to hunt my dinner. I kill what I eat. Mille Niall: Is it not early in the day for that?
Murkee Ethikk: I am here for only providing the big picture, Make it happen team.